Amber Night

true confessions, incoherent rants, tyops

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September 3, 2008

20:44
- George Bush refuses to say John McCain was tortured because he’s been ordered not to haze the pledges. - Fred Thompson is an inspiration to uzzzzzzzzzzzz… - Democrats angry because Obama campaign hasn’t really attacked Palin.  To be fair, it’s hard to do anything when you’re laughing that hard. - They will still be laughing when they [...]
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August 28, 2008

16:42
- Michelle Obama managed to get through her entire speech without attacking “whitey,” which of course makes her a flip-flopper. - Hey John Kerry: 2004 called and desperately wants to know why the fuck you saved this shit for 2008. - Hillary Clinton choked down enough bile to feed…well a whole lot of whatever eats bile.  Sigorney [...]
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August 18, 2008

15:39
Not that I deserve your forgiveness.  Not after what I did.  It’s ruined…all ruined, and it’s all my fault. There’s absolutely no explanation for my behavior.  I am a bad, bad person.  God, I don’t even know how I can live with myself.  And really, why should I?  I should just…I don’t know… Oh god, and now [...]
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August 15, 2008

16:32
From CNN: A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest find ever: the body of Bigfoot. Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer [worst Eastern European names EVAR! -Amber], a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature’s body in a [...]
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August 14, 2008

18:04
This is so batshit insane, even Orson Scott Card has got to be saying to himself, “wow, that’s more batshit insane than the batshit insane thoughts that course through my batshit insane brain!” People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals plans today to announce an unusual marketing pitch to the U.S. government: Rent us space on [...]
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August 12, 2008

19:50
Which may not be news to you, but it was to me. Ender’s Game author Orson Scott Card has identified the greatest threat ever to plague mankind, and you shall know it by its exceptional fashion sense and fondness for all things Judy Garland. From the Mormon Times, via laist.com: The first and greatest threat from [...]
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